I have vowed to stop picking on the tougher sex…ok, why lie?
I have discovered the anti-aging secret…oh, no, not that either.
I have found the formula for true happiness! Ummm, ana jiddan asfa people, but not that either; what do you think this is, Jannah? 😛
Well, so long as you promise to forgive me (of course you do! why would you not?), allow me to say that, based on the previous post, I have your personalities pegged (or not). This is who you are:
You are a very cautious person: you take risks, you do not gamble. You have the willpower to restrain yourself. You believe in gentle coaxing to obtain the information you want…and then just waiting; no wild and furious conjecturing for you! You were the ones who would not hunt for the hidden Eid presents, I am guessing. Your lucky parents…my parents were not so lucky 😛 And lovely lurkers: you were so annoyed by that post, you just said to heck with it, and will not return. 😥
(Don’t I make a horrible astrologer? Alhamdulillah!)
Having said that: That was post number 200! You have no idea how startled I was when I realized that 199 posts had been made. I thought this blog would die within a month, because I get bored with projects really fast…but lo and behold, I feel quite affectionate towards it. (Don’t need to tell me how weird I am.) Amazing. I go back through some of my posts from a few months ago, and maybe you can’t tell a change in me, but I can. Whether its a good change or not, only Allah knows, wallahi.
And the most amazing thing is our gorgeous readers, who all kept hitting “refresh” without venturing a guess: batoota thinks I am capable of writing incomplete posts 😯 I am hurt, darling twinkie; Safa, welcome, ukhti 🙂 Writer’s Creek did not venture a guess, and I would have thought that she, being one of my longest-standing readers, would have known me well enough to come up with something 🙄 and Faith and Queenie…really, you have no idea how cruel and evil I can be when I put my mind to it…muahahahahahaha 👿 And I love my lovely lurkers, even though you refused to come out of the woodworks and say hello 😦 . Ummm, just know this: I know where you are (ok, maybe not, but it sounded good, yes?).
I know this was not really worth the suspense to all of you…but imagine how my heart sang when I saw your enthusiastic comments waiting for me when I woke up. Awwwwwww (((group hug*))). Since you hugged me, I take it I have not been poisoned by any of you right? Don’t want any polonium fall-out, do you?!