Are you a chocoholic? Do you want to cure yourself of this wonderful addiction? Try Dove’s Orange Spice. If it doesn’t kill you, it will at least put you off chocolate for a week. Not only did it kill dark chocolate for me, but it ruined the idea of orange-flavored chocolate. On top of that, they actually suggest a serving size of 2.5 pieces; I couldn’t get a mere half a piece down…if I followed that suggestion, I would surely be dead by now. As for organic…hmmm, what an insult to all products green! And they are being all mysterious about what the exact spice in there is–as if anyone would one the master secret! Hah!
Ya Rabbi, save everyone from this horrendous bastardization of the most divine indulgence mankind has created. I never thought chocolate could taste anywhere close to this bad 😯